| RICK'S HELMET STICKER PAGE AND OTHER GOODIES SHORT BITS OF WIT AND WISDOM. THESE THINGS CRACK ME UP. |
| THINK THEY COULD DRIVE BETTER WITH THEIR CELL PHONES UP THEIR BUTTS? |
| MILWAUKEE'S ANSWER TO FOREIGN WHINES. |
| I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD...BUDDA!! |
| REMEMBER, THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE. |
| IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS KNOCKED UP, DOWN OR OUT!! |
| Gun control means HITTING YOUR TARGET |
| Your Cry-Baby Whiney-Assed Opinion Is What? |
| BITE ME |
| IT'S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD AND I'M WEARING MILKBONE UNDERWEAR |
| THE ONLY MARK YOU'LL MAKE IN LIFE IS ON YOUR SHORTS |
| GOT MILK? |
| CRIMINALS BEWARE - WE SHOOT BACK! |
| IF YOU CAN'T FEED THEM, DON'T BREED THEM! |
| I know Jack shit |
| Speak ENGLISH or get the hell out!! |
| HORN BROKEN watch for FINGER |
| IF IT SMELLS GOOD -EAT IT- |
| KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING |
| I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY |
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| WOULDN'T YOU? |
| CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT |
| BALLISTIC BITCH |
| BLAMING GUNS FOR COLUMBINE IS LIKE BLAMING FORKS AND SPOONS FOR ROSIE BEING FAT |
| That's MR. ASSHOLE to you |
| 0 to BITCH in 1.2 seconds |
| NICE GUY TO ASSHOLE IN 1.5 BEERS |
| I TRAILERED MINE...SO FUCK OFF!! |
| I'D SLAP YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS! |
| I'VE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD ONCE, WENT TO THE DONKEY SHOW IN JUAREZ, AND BEEN TO 20 STATE FAIRS AND I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NO SHIT LIKE THIS.... |
| DON'T CALL 'EM A BIKER UNTIL YOU SEEN 'EM RIDE |
| I DO BUT NOT WITH YOU |
| "I believe government oversteps its legitimate role when it excessively interferes with personal freedom. That interference includes regulating an adult's decision about his or her well-being if such decisions do not endager the life or safety of others. Reasonable adults should be trusted to make reasonable decisions." These words of wisdom were uttered by Florida Governor Jeb Bush in a statement to the press after signing the helmet law repeal bill. |
| WHO PEED IN THE GENE POOL? |
| "Because of the public-education establishment's deliberate dumbing-down, most Americans have no idea what the Constituion is all about, and they are unappreciative of the ongoing attack on our liberties." - Walter Williams, syndicated newspaper columnist |
| LET'S SEE WHAT THE GREAT OPRAH HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT |
| CHECK TWICE - SAVE A LIFE MOTORCYCLES ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!! |
| HAPPINESS IS A BELT-FED WEAPON |
| JESUS LOVES BIKERS, TOO |
| Jed, we live in amongst a bunch of nuts -Granny |
| A little bit of rich can cover up a whole lot of stupid |
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| Earth, this is God. I need you people out in 30 days. I've got a client interested in the property. |
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| "I'D RATHER SEE 100 GUILTY MEN GO FREE THAN SEE ONE INNOCENT MAN PUNISHED." WHAT KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE? |