This website is supposed to help sort it out, and give it some work to do. I am the Humble Apprentice of the Lady Of Junk, the Junk Food Kid. You can call me Junky. I reside here, in the Junkyard.
It is also where all writings, ideas, and other pointless nonsense has been created.
It is therefore a very very important part of the universe, where it is officially recognised as the "Stinkist and Most Unkempt Place in the History of Life".
I also got myself a Guestbook!!! Sign it! Inform the Lady of Junk of how pleasing or displeasing my humble services are...
Till the next update, folks, May the Power of Junk Food Be With You,
Junky!!