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| SECRET by Janey �You do that again and I swear that I will lay you out!� �James stop being so fucking melodramatic!� chirped Richey. �You make me laugh, you really do.� �Shut up Richey,� James barked angrily. �Yeah Richey, I don�t need you fighting my battles against a little pipsqueak like this!� �I know that, but hell he�s funny.� �Richey! How dare you agree with her that I�m a fucking pipsqueak? Some friend you fucking are you little weasel!� �Oh James just shut up!� said Melanie. �You are just an argumentative old little Welsh Smurf!� �But I got that fucking question right, I know that I did!� �Not according to the answers that they�ve just given out you didn�t! Don�t argue with me take it up with them!� Melanie pointed to the TV screen; they were doing an interactive quiz. �I was dithering between those two answers, it�s just that I picked the right one.� �No need to fucking rub it in!� �Oh but I think that there is!� giggled Mel. �I ballsed up on the last section �cos there was one question I misunderstood, so admit gracious defeat! Or should that be defeat graciously?� James laughed raucously. �You bitch! Why can�t I ever be really mad a you?� �Because you fucking love me winding you up!� Mel teased happily. �Bitch!� James laughed rugby tackling her and pretending to snog the face off her, making lots of lewd slurping noises. �Oh James! You horny little fucker, I love you! I want you! I need you! Oh fuck me Jamesy! You horny and sexy little bastard you.� �Oh boy,� said Richey. �One of these days you�ll call our bluff and both get it on won�t you? Me and Nick are both convinced that you�re messing but there is that doubt!� �Hahahahahahahaha!� tormented James wickedly. �Time will tell android.� �Yeah, you do know that he has the tastiest cum I�ve ever known don�t you Richey?� tormented Mel. �Oi Stop it!� James and Mel collapsed in a fit of hysteria and soon Nicky and Richey joined them. �I swear that I will circumcise you Bradders!� tormented Richey. �You�ve had more than enough opportunity,� James smirked. �Bastard!� �Now, now Richey! Give the Smurf a chance!� �Never mind �Smurf� if you don�t mind!� �Jamesy baby,� teased Mel, � you are so erm�.�Twee� what can I say?� �Fuck off you cunt!� Mel spluttered and laughed out loud; it was unusual to hear James use that particular swearword. �Did you say the erm �C� word?� �Yes, you know I fucking did!� �Oh James,� Mel grimaced. �Please don�t.� �Why not? It�s not as though you�re a fucking innocent is it?� �Not any more it isn�t!� laughed Mel. �Oh gee, I�m shattered. I need to go to bed,� whimpered Mel. �Sorry folks but I am shattered.� �You are too tired to argue more like,� giggled James. �Nighty baby,� said Sean and Nicky. �Sleep well darling.� James then added; �you catch your sleep baby, night honey.� �Night boys. I�ll catch up with you tomorrow. Have fun now!� �Not half as much fun as we would with you!� James sniggered. �That�s a given!� laughed Mel. �I�m sure you can cope without me though.� James laughed and started to respond but Richey tapped him on his arm as if to tell him to back off. �Come on in honey,� said Richey buzzing Mel in to the inner sanctum of the studio. �Make sense of it if you can.� �Oh no way!� protested Mel. �If you can�t find the way to go don�t look to me to settle it because I abstain!� �Coward!� laughed James, nudging Richey. �Yes,� agreed Mel, �I am without a doubt!� �At least listen to it,� urged Nicky. �You might be able to come up with an idea; it�s missing something but we can�t put our finger on what.� �I�ve never known you have these problems before.� �Everything we�ve tried so far sounds naff,� moaned Sean, hugging her warmly. �I�ll listen to it but I don�t know why you think I may have the answers.� �Just indulge us will you?� asked Nicky. �Umm, I see what you mean but I�m not sure you�ll like what I�m going to suggest,� said Mel when the track was finished. �We�re willing to try almost anything,� James replied. Mel sat at the control desk and found the second guitar solo that James had done. �This is where it�s missing something�it�s not edgy enough. Try doing a conflicting solo with the Les Paul.� �Conflicting?� piped Richey. �Yeah, the song is all angsty but there isn�t enough of that coming through in the guitar. If you had two guitars against each other � almost like they were in an argument � it may work. The trouble then would be how to do it live.� �We can cross that bridge when we come to it,� said James. �Why don�t you do the guitar?� �You�re going to let me loose on your Les Paul? Bloody hell fire! I am honoured.� �Less of your sarcasm young lady!� James smirked. �That sounds so much better now, thanks Mel!� beamed Nicky, grabbing her around the waist and holding her firmly as he cheekily patted her backside. �Down boy! Right, who wants a lift back with me and who�s going back with Martin?� James was the only one who stayed behind, deciding to do a little extra mixing before calling it a night, once the others got back Nicky and Sean soon called it a night. �When James said he�d persuaded you to work with us I had hoped that we�d get to spend more time together, away from the others. Seems like this is the first time I�ve been able to get you on your own.� Mel sighed and leant back into Richey�s arms, whimpering when he began nuzzling at her neck. �You were the one that wanted to keep it quiet for a while longer.� �I know how fiercely protective James is of you and let�s be honest, I don�t have a great history with relationships do I?� �We�ve been seeing each other for six months now. I�m sure that they�ll be fine with it once they get used to the idea.� �You�re sure that James holds no other feelings towards you?� �Richey, we�re just friends who enjoy to flirt, tease and mess about a bit, but that�s all. I promise.� �I just want to be sure.� �Come here.� Mel turned to face him and kissed him urgently. �I love you, you fool.� �Good!� They didn�t hear the door or James and Martin walking in. �Well, well!� sniggered Martin. �I did wonder.� �You suspected?� asked James. �I didn�t have a bloody clue! How long have you been seeing each other then?� �Don�t be annoyed James!� pleaded Richey, still holding tightly on to Mel. �Android,� he giggled. �I�m not annoyed; I�m pleased for you both.� James grinned broadly and walked up to his friends and hugged them both, giving Mel a kiss on her cheek. Richey let out an audible sigh of relief, pulling Mel back to his body again. �I�m glad you�re ok with this.� �Two of my best friends are a couple and happy; why wouldn�t I be ok with it?� �He just knows how protective you can be sometimes.� James laughed. �I think you two are well suited! In fact Nick and I were only discussing it the other day, trying to work out a way to get you to go out. Looks like we don�t have to worry anymore doesn�t it?� Richey giggled. �Yeah it does but thanks for thinking of us!� �Now it�s out in the open shall we go to bed?� asked Mel, her eyes alive with happiness. �It�s been driving me nuts being good!� �How long? You never said,� chipped in Martin. �Six months,� replied Mel making her way to the stairs with Richey beside her. �I can�t wait to see Sean�s face in the morning,� laughed James. �Morning? Hell he�ll know about us before that James!� said Mel. �We�re not very good at being quiet!� James rolled his eyes to the sky as Mel and Richey charged up the stairs laughing raucously. They were right when they said they weren�t very quiet. <<< Janey's stories |