Nuttin you done told his bitch ass twice
A song for Dr. Dre (Willy BUbba Chorus
Teach: Who fucked Feminem's ass
Dre. I did
Teach: Did you do it right here in the class?
Dre: Sure did
Teach: Did ya bust it in his ass, did ya bust it in his mouth, did ya bust it one his 4 head?
Dre: Yup Yup
Wut is red, bloody and screming?
Feminem cookin in a microwave
Feminem & Dr. Gay were livin together & they go to thinkin that one of htem neede a job. So Dr. Gay gest up & starts puttin on a tux and Feminem asks why he's doin that and Dr. Gay says "I'm gettin a job and I want to look nice." Then Dr. Gay looks at Feminem &he's whackin off his lil 1 inch wit a condom and Dr. Gay asks why he's doin that & Feminem replies "Well I figured sinc eyou were gettin a job I should pack you a lunch!"
Feminem & Dr. Dre are ina burnin house & there is 2 lesbians in there alos, who ges out 1st? The lesbians or Feminem & Dr. Dre?
Feminem and Dr. Dre, because they packed their shit and ran!
Feminem is just like a shotgun, show him some kok & he's ready to blow!
Violent J, Shaggs, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit & Feminem were all on a cliff...well it was dead silent so Fred Durst started talkin about how he thought that jumpin off the cliff for his God was cool ya know & like that he heard that Chinese peeps killed themselves for their religion all the time. Well wit out warnin he grabs all of the Limp Bizket and jumps off the cliff... J and Shaggs look at each other and were like "Fuckin idiot" Well Slipknot got this urge to talk & they were like "Well I htink that I would jump off this cliff for all the Maggot's out there" & they did....then Feminem started trippin & he was like "OK" Then he looked at J & Shaggs who were smilin like WHOA & before Feminem could say anything J & Shaggs were like "YO Feminem I know hwat they sayin!!" & they pushed him off hte clif yellin "THIS IS FOR THE JUGGALOS!"
Feminems momma is so nasty she did hte splits & stuck to the floor!
Feminems momma is so nasty I asked here what's for dinner....she jumped on teh table, spread her legs & yelled "CRABS"
Feminems momma is like a roller coaster, she has her ups, her downs & at least 20 peeps or more can ride he at the same time.
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?
By askin Feminem if he has to chew before he swallows!
One day J, Shaggs & feminem were trapped in a desert & found a lamp. J picked it up & rubbed it & a genie opped out. The genie gave each of them a wish. J wished for some food, Shaggs wished for some water, & Feminem wished for a car door so he could roll down the window when it got hot!
What did Feminem do after he was arrested & thrown in jail?
He dropped the soap!
What's the difference between a Juggalo & a Feminem fan?
A Juggalo will show you clown love, the Feminem fan will try to pull down your pants!
Feminem's lips are sooo big from suckin D-12 off so many times, Chap stick had to come out wit a spray!
What was the 1st thing Feminem said when he came off the D_12 tour bus?
DAmn my ass hurts!
Why was Feminem at a ICP concert?
Cause I knocked his ass out & dragged him there then let him loosed in the mosh pit!!
What was the most retarede thing ever to go into Feminems ass?
His dad!!
If you took one 410.KL metal weight & one Marshall Mathers then took them to the top of a sky scraper & dropped them....which one would hit first?
How the fuck shoudl I know? Just drop Feminem off by himself!
When Feminem went skydivin why wouldn't his parachute open?
Cause I packed it for him!!
When Feminem went to heaven why was he sent back to hell?
CAUSE THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS IS DOWN WIT THE CLOWNS!!
If you kicke a Juggalo in the balls then kicked Feminem in the balls why would he be the only one on the ground crying?
Cause you didn't really kick the Juggalo in the balls you just skipped the 1st step then you & the Juggalos started to bust a lung laughin at the fagget!!
Whats the difference between a Slim Anus fan & a Juggalo?
An Axe & a set of balls!
What happens when you get Myzery, Feminem, & D_12 all in one room wit Juggalos?
MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY!
