Sound on tape.

Keyboard music starts and a woman’s voice is heard. She speaks rather erotically.

Announcer
Hey, are you bored tonight?
Then join our hot party with cold bodies,
and talk to a girl that won’t talk back. Call our
Nympho-Necrophiliac Hotline by dialing 1-900-555-DEAD.
(short dial tone followed by beeps)
If you want to go straight to the morgue
to meet one of the fresh newcomers,
dial one. To talk live with two of our
not-so-live girls, press two. Or if you
want to talk to an experienced
old bag of bones, dial three.

beep

Man’s voice
Hello? (no answer)
He- Hello? (still no answer)
Hello... oh yeah

back to music

Announcer
Remember, that’s 1-900-555-DEAD.
Must be 18 or older or get your parents permission.
(flatline sound effect)