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Five men in black suits are sitting around a table in a restaurant, smoking and drinking coffee.

Brown
Let me tell ya’ what Rice Krispies
is about; Snap, Crackle, and Pop are all gay.
The whole cereal; it’s gay.

Blonde
No it’s not. They’re brothers.

Joe
(to himself while looking in small address book)
Lucky, who the hell is Lucky?

Brown
They’re wearin’ sailor suits for god’s sake.
They’re like the Village People. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
are brothers; granted. No argument there.

Orange
Which one’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Joe
They were the three brothers, but I don’t buy it
anyway. I’m a Toucan Sam man myself.

White
Talk about bein’ gay.

Joe
Hey, I changed my mind... shoot this bastard.

Blonde points his finger like a gun

Brown
You’re making me lose my train of thought.
I was saying something here, what was it?

Pink
Whatever happened to that Mikey kid?

Brown
What the hell was I talkin’ about?

Pink
You were saying the three brothers, or uh...
Cinnamon Toast Crunch was about three brothers,
but Snap, Crackle, and Pop are all gay.

Brown
All right, let me tell you what Rice Krispies is about...

Joe
(still reading book)
Tony...

White
(grabbing Joe’s book)
Gimme’ that thing!

Joe
What do you think you’re doing?
Give me back my book.

White
I’m sick of hearing it, Joe.
I got Snap, Crackle, and Pop coming out of
my left ear, and Tony the Tiger, I don’t know
what, coming out of my right.

Joe
All right ramblers, let’s get ramblin.

Pink
I’m not leaving a tip.

Joe
Who said anything about tipping? We’re leaving.

Pink
I don’t believe in tipping.

Joe
What the hell are you talking about?
Nobody’s tipping anybody.
We’re getting the hell outta here.

Pink
(setting down tip)
All right, but normally I would never do this.

Joe
Whatever.
(grabbing book back from White)
Thank you!

Bass line to “Little Green Bag” starts playing as slow motion footage and assorted parody scenes from Reservoir Dogs are seen.

Announcer
(with Steven Wright voice)
It’s new Reservoir Dogs sweetened oats cereal,
with colored marshmallow bits of Mr. White,
Mr. Pink, Mr. Blonde, and purple horseshoes.
Collect one of four free prizes in every box...
available while supplies last.

Reservoir Dogs shoot each other over the free prize.