Video footage of college students around campus and in classrooms. The Heckler’s voice is still heard during footage.

Announcer 1
(Voice of Heckler)
Learn the timeless arts of
pie fighting, prat falls, and spit takes.
At Laff at U., you can major in
all the fields of comedy.
Have you ever wanted to leave
great answering machine messages?
Or how about those witty
one-liners at parties?
For the aspiring professional
or the bored and lonely housewife.
No, you don’t have to be
politically correct at comedy school.
We have classes in insults, heckling,
and tasteless potty humor.
Or you can take our correspondence course
by filling out our twelve volume set of Mad Libs.
At Laff at U, you can major in Vaudeville,
Slapstick, Stand-up,Pun, Practical Jokes,
Impressions, Black Comedy, Jokes About
Monica Lewinsky, Bad Sketch Comedy
at Community Theaters, Gun Repair,
or get your degree in Straight man.
To enroll, call us at 1-800-555-LAFF

Announcer 2
(Deep male voice)
Call now at 1-800-555-LAFF. That’s 1-800-555-5233.
That’s 1-800-555-5233. That’s 1-800-555-5233. That’s 1-800-555-5233.
Call now...
That’s 1-800-555-5233.