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Yeah, well, what can I say? This is the first on my rants. I'll make these, well, when ever the fuck I want. Yeah, these will also be a little explicit, and more often than not, quite contradictory, hypocritical, and contain many spelling errors and misuse of words. Why? Cuz that how I role. To start, I hear a lot about people getting so heart broken over and shit from break ups with "the love of their lives." Well, I got news for you jackasses: My girlfriend just broke up with me about 15 minutes ago. Well guess the fuck what? I feel fine, but I might not be, on account of my ranting and swearing, but I digress. The point now is, to all those people who mop around and get all depressed, and especially to those who go out of their way to tell people and whine and complain to them, I have but this to say: GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!! So, on to our next subject of discussion for the day: art. To be more specific, lets talk about photographic art. It seems that, no matter what the subject, be it a naked lady or a fucking sock, if a picture is black and white, it is automatically art. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!!?????????? I mean really, if this is truly the case, art has really fallen to a low level. This means that anyone who can point a camera and take a picture can be an artist in the area of photography. What the hell? I mean really. Another thing, surrealism (here). What is with that shit? I'm studying this crap in my art class right now, and to be honest, I don't get it. It's supposed to be beyond real, and I can see that in it (believe me, if you miss that part, you have some sight or mental issues). But, then it's also supposed to be "dream-like." I can tell you, after spending days looking at nothing but surreal art, I can honestly ask the question: WHO THE FUCK DREAMS LIKE THAT???!!! I mean, the stuff looks like people tried to paint in the classical styles, and, upon utterly failing, decided to cover up their mistake by calling it "surreal." I've have never heard of dreams looking like this, nor have I ever had dreams like this. If anyone does, they need a fucking mental checkup. The only dreams I've heard about or had actually took place with normal looking shit and normal looking people. I mean, I've had dreams where I get eaten by a fucking duck, have butterfly wings, and I've heard of one where someone is lost the labyrinth of their mind, but really, I have never heard of or had dreams where someone's face was a woman's fucking body! Thankyou, and I hope you have enjoyed my rant for the day. Join me next time as I bitch to the world about some shit that really don't occur or matter. This is Toa Freak saying: FUCK YOU! |