Perhaps one of the most interesting and
colorful words in the English language today is
the word "Fuck".
It is one magical word which, just by
its sound, can describe pain, pleasure,
love and hate.
In
language,
"Fuck" falls into many grammatical
categories.
Just Imagine
It can be used as a verb, both transitive
(John fucked Mary) and
intransitive (John fucked).
It can
be an active verb (John really gives a
fuck)
or
a
passive verb (John was
fucked by Mary),
or an adverb (Mary is
fucking
interested in John),
and a
noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can be
used as
an adjective (Mary is
fucking beautiful).
As you can see, there
are a
very few words with the versatility of
"Fuck".
Besides its sexual
connotation, this incredible
word can be used to describe many
situations:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"
It can be used in an anatomical description
- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five
fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I
wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be used to command silence - "Shut
the fuck up!"
It can be maternal - "You Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Tip O'Neill!"
And never forget General Custer's last
words:
"Where did all them fucking
Indians come from?"
Also, the famous last
words of the Mayor of
Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And,
last but not least, the
immortal words of the Captain of the
Titanic who said: "Where is all this fucking water
coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many
creative uses of the word!
How can anyone be offended
when you say "Fuck"?
Use it frequently in your daily speech;
it will add to you prestige.
Today....say to someone:
"Fuck you"
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