| Things That Make You Go Hmm... |
1. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 2. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 3. Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? 4. Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker? 5. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? [because the air is sealed shut, duh] 6. Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 7. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 8. Why do you need a driver's license tp buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 9. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 10. Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed? 11. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 12. Why is that doctors call what they do "practice"? 13. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it? 14. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 15. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 16. One goose. Two Geese. So one moose, two meese? One index, two indices? 17. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 18. Ship by truck and cargo by ship? 19. Your house can burn up as it burns down, you fill in a form by filling it out, and an alram goes off by going on. 20. Why do we drive on a PARKWAY, and park in a DRIVEWAY? |