Wife: "Honey, if I die before you would you remarry?"
Husband: "That's a morbid question!"
Wife: "No, I really want to know."
Husband: (pauses while he thinks a moment) "Yes I suppose after a decent amount of time passes I may remarry."
Wife: "Would she live in our house?"
Husband: "Well the mortgage is almost paid off - would you really expect me to move?"
Wife: "Would she wear my mink coat?"
Husband: "You know I paid $3,500.00 for that coat, would you really want me to sell it for a loss?"
Wife: "Would she drive my BMW?"
Husband: "No. Absolutely not. She doesn't know how to drive a stick shift!"
