Stinky's Family 
Stinky's Family Stinky's Cat
This is Remington Milo, or Remy for short. Remy was found under a trailer in Lancaster county Pennsylvania, in 1997. He was just a kitten then. Now he weighs in at about 17 pounds, all of it muscle. Despite his size, he is pretty much a wimp. Remy was probably not introduced to enough new foods as a kitten, and now he doesn't recognize anything as food unless it is the approximate size, shape and crunchiness of a piece of Purina Cat Chow. Once Stinky's mom fooled Remy into eating a Cheerio that way. But anything else-- meat, fish, poultry-- might as well be foreign objects as far as he is concerned. Remy and Stinky have sort of a love/hate relationship. Basically, Stinky loves Remy and Remy hates Stinky. Stinky spends much of his time chasing after Remy, and Remy spends much of his time trying to get away. Here is Remy, taking a page from his ferret friend.
Stinky's Mom
If you hadn't guessed it, Stinky's mom helped him put together this web site. Stinky is pretty smart, but his paws weren't meant for typing. Stinky's mom graduated from Franklin & Marshall College in 1998 with a degree in anthropology. She spent much of her undergraduate career doing things like digging up fossilized hyena dung in France, and butchering (already) dead deer with stone tools. In early 2002 she received a Masters degree in Management Information Systems from Temple University, and moved to Hershey, PA, where she lives with her fiance. She currently works as a database administrator at the state capitol in Harrisburg, PA. Besides messing with computers and ferrets, her other interests include horseback riding, writing and reading (especially fantasy), and watching Sixers basketball (Go Sixers!)
Stinky's Aunt
Stinky's aunt got her bachelor's degree in psychology from Clark University in 1998. Her most memorable undergraduate experiences involved petting lions and white water rafting in crocodile infested waters in Zimbabwe. She has settled down considerably also, and is about to graduate with a Masters degree in Occupational Therapy from Tufts University in Boston. Occupational Therapy is kind of like physical therapy, but with some differences that Stinky's mom doesn't quite get. She and Stinky's Mom are identical twins. One time they both had the same dream on the same night. It was something about rabbits and a swimming pool, but it was a long time ago and neither can quite remember the whole of it now. Stinky's aunt plans to work in either early intervention or low vision rehabilitation upon graduation from her Master's program.
Stinky's Mom's Car
Well alright, we're pushing the family metaphor a bit far with this one. However, Stinky's mom just bought her first car and she is so proud of it that she just has to show it off. Stinky himself doesn't give a rat's ass about his Mom's car, as he has not even gotten to ride in it yet! Stinky's Mom named her car Bela, after a horse in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. Some folks subscribe to the theory that Bela is the Creator, or one of the Forsaken in disguise, but in this Age, Bela is a carbon blue 2000 Toyota Celica GT-S.
Coming Soon.... Stinky's Mom's Brother, Stinky's Mom's Boyfriend, and in nine months, Stinky's Mom's Brother's Kid!!!!