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| Quotable Quotes... and memorable conversations I've had in the recent past |
| Ne0n Sw0rd: so...what was it like to be Ms. Hawaii? mandaleighbean: a living hell Ne0n Sw0rd: really? I've heard only good things mandaleighbean: first of all, the coconout bras are a pain in the ass mandaleighbean: and non-negotiable Ne0n Sw0rd: hmm..that is interesting mandaleighbean: then there's the leis, which are basically gnat magnets Ne0n Sw0rd: that's true mandaleighbean: and don't get me started on the grass skirt mandaleighbean: not to mention that I'm not a native born Hawaiian, so I had to bathe in tan-in-a-can daily Ne0n Sw0rd: well..it's better than Wyoming...I mean... what's in Wyoming? mandaleighbean: yeah mandaleighbean: I don't know Ne0n Sw0rd: I mean, at least you got a bra...Wyoming would just be nothing mandaleighbean: true Ne0n Sw0rd: well then why did you run for 10 years in a row when you hated it so? mandaleighbean: well, you see, I like poi Ne0n Sw0rd: OHHHH |
| Bauman: "I'm going to eat milk now." |
| thunderoad57th: don't get down darling...you'll be the most powerful woman in the universe soon thunderoad57th: manda, now, you may have to use sex...use what you got...whatever it takes thunderoad57th: the end justifies the means mandaleighbean: wait a minute mandaleighbean: sex with who? thunderoad57th: not sexual intercourse...but you know, don't be afraid to dress a little skankier, show a little cleavage...tu will not back down mandaleighbean: so you're telling me to get a boob shirt? thunderoad57th: yes I am |
| Random Guy: "We're kicking Matt out of the band." |
| Me and Stevo (while running up Jeff Hill): "My pants are too tight!" |
| MondayMadeToFall: the olsen twins got a star on the walk of fame mandaleighbean: ... MondayMadeToFall: eh MondayMadeToFall: sorry mandaleighbean: no, the ... (ellipsis?) was an expression of distrust in the entertainment industry MondayMadeToFall: ah MondayMadeToFall: stupid millionare child-actors..being born into a profession i'm going to have to work my ass off to get into MondayMadeToFall: grr mandaleighbean: it's okay baby, they'll never do anything lucrative MondayMadeToFall: time will tell, they're only 17. they may pull a drew barrymore on us mandaleighbean: no, because drew barrymore did ET MondayMadeToFall: yeah, and they did full house mandaleighbean: yeah MondayMadeToFall: but they never became crackwhores mandaleighbean: I know MondayMadeToFall: so they have no sympathy going for them MondayMadeToFall: i like my child actors to be fucked up and crazy mandaleighbean: and no range of life experience, as far as I'm aware anyway MondayMadeToFall: this is true MondayMadeToFall: unless being millionaires because they took turns pooping their pants on abc is a life experience mandaleighbean: haha MondayMadeToFall: in which case i have one too |