QUOTES
"Are you racist?" Black Guy
"Hell No I aint racist. I got a colored TV in every room in my house" Uncle Rick
"Uncle Rich, Will you go to Hawaii with me?? YAY!!! I'm going to Hawaii with Uncle Rich!!!" Phil
"Ricky, What would you do if I was pregnant?" Me
"I would throw you to the ground, call you stupid, hit you, call you stupid again, hit you a few times more, then yell at you calling you stupid, and finally I would help you up and tell you not to do it again." Ricky
"So I hear that you are done growing. How come?" Dad
"I donno. Ask my mom's side of the family!" Me
"What does 'Derived' mean?" Me
"That's what you do in a car." Uncle Rick
"Daddy, You're Like A Crane." Johnny
"NO WAY, YOU'RE A GENIUS!" Johnny
"And what would you like, Miss." Guy at Gator Bowl Concession stand
"A hot dog....." Margaret
"HEY WE NEED A BIG WEINER OVER HERE FOR THE LADY!" The Guy
"Jesus called me over to the area to speak with you. You in perticular, He wanted me to tell you that He has some plans for you and you need to do something great today....I'm sorry I wasn't to clear about that. You are to..to..knit you're supposed to knit something. Knit relationships back together and make everyone happy." Some dude that randomly came up to me and my friends at a food place
The weird thing is...earlier that day I said that I was pissed at everyone because they weren't getting along. So then I tried to get everyone to talk again. Didn't really work.
Then at Panera Bread on the way home...my Jones' cap said..."You're on the right track."
"I LOVE BAWLS!!!" Everyone because everyone HAS to love Bawls
"DAMN! It's smokey in here!" Uncle Rick
"Because you were cooking. DUH!" Me
"No, it's not that. It must be these damn cadallacs in my eyes." Uncle Rick
"It's on fire! Dude it's on Fire!!!" Me
"I know. Somebody let the towel hang over the cookie sheet!" Uncle Rick
"Is it smokey in here, or is it just your cadallacs?" Me
"Put the toes of two shoes together and they're having a CONVERSE-ation!" Uncle Rick
"Well, ya know, shoes do have tongues!" Me
"Yea, they have eyes, too!" Mom
NEW!!!!
"Oh no! Here we go! We're going to have that Chinese Disease."  Uncle Rick
"What???" Mom, Ashley and I
"You know, the Chinese Disease, Dragon Bottom." Uncle Rick
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