SHOOT THE PUCK
S. Paulsen

Lemeiux with the puck
He glides it into Francis
Who gives it up to Nedved
Who gives it back to Francis
Who passes it to Zubov
Who slides it on the boards
Back around to Mario
So we must shout once more

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Shoot the Puck! Shoot the Puck!!
Can't you hear us shout it?
Shoot the Puck! Shoot the Puck!!
We're the experts! Don't you doubt it?
Shoot the Puck! Shoot the Puck!!
You might just score I bet.
Pass and pass and pass and pass.
Put it on the net!!!

I went to the doctor
'Cause we're trying to have a baby
And nothing is connecting
Our timing's been bad lately
And the doctor tells me fill the cup
And He'd tell us what to do
And I did, and he did
He said "It's so simple, dude."

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My boss Says get in his office
When I get just a minute
Something just has hit the fan
And I just stepped right in it
And then he starts to tell me
'Bout our declining situation
And I say "Hey just fire me -
And stop your flatuation."

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The Penguins won the Stanley Cup
In 1991
They went for two in '92
And That was real big fun
And every year that's passed since then
I've coached from in my seat
If they would listen to me
They would never once be beat.

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