| ONE DAMN DEER S. Paulsen 'Bout four o'clock this morning Phone rang, it was my friends They were one case down already And were just around the bend So I left without my breakfast And we had a couple beers It was time to get our One Damn Deer It was time to get our One Damn Deer By seven came the sunrise We'd been up three hours then Squattin' in a pee stand When I had to pee again So I let her rip, the wind come up And blew it in my ear And I still ain't seen One Damn Deer And I still ain't seen One Damn Deer [CHORUS] One damn deer is all we're after One damn deer is all it takes One damn deer strapped to the pickup One damn deer makes lots of steaks One damn deer will make a man of me And let me brag for life One damn deer will shut the mouth on One damn wife By nine o'clock, a fatal mix Of guns and alcohol Got even worse when multiplied By sudden bad snowfall We slipped and slid and fell And nearly shot off Eddie's rear And still we ain't seen One Damn Deer And still we ain't seen One Damn Deer By noon the beer was mostly gone And so was most of my desire To find a buck, and I was cold So I lit the woods on fire It seemed a good idea at the time But turned out quite severe Besides I ain't seen One Damn Deer [CHORUS] By two the rangers came As John began to smoke some grass If they would't have been wearing brown They wouldn't have got shot in the ass But as it is, they were, and it did Shorten their career And we still ain't seen One Damn Deer And we will ain't seen One Damn Deer Now, it's four o'clock, the day is shot But we still have our lives 'Til we get home, empty handed And we have to face our wives So we strapped Bill to the bumper Though he did not volunteer We never did see One Damn Deer We never did see One Damn Deer [CHORUS] |
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