Day One

Day one. Tuesday 8th July 2003

10:43PM

Got home from skating, brother was in shower so i snuck into his room and took CD entitled R&B-phatt mix. It was most satisfying, as the name itself made me gag. I don't have batteries for my cam at this stage, mental note to make a side mission entitled -Go downtown and buy some AAA batteries you piece of shit- I will get some photos as soon as possible, even though it really doesnt matter as im not posting this mission until it is over bumface.

10:53PM

Bonus, Shaggy was on Rove live, I could hear my brother listening to the buttass from here i wheeled my fat ass in my chair out to the lounge room and said "who the fuck is this shit?" and he said "some of my mates are getting tickets to shaggi" to which I replied "turn that shit off" and SUCCESS! he turned it over! my success however was short lived as he turned it back over I turned around and looked at him as though someone had shit in my ears and BEHOLD! he turned the volume down! close enough I think.

10:59PM

Brother is going to bed now, I told him I wanted some photos of him, as some girls he met did his hair all Geeish and homie like. i had to use webcam mode so the photos are shit, but any photos I take are going to be shit anyway, as is my whole website. Just before Rhys went to bed he told me something about fiddy cent and his G-Unit. I nearly vomited.