SKATE, NOT SK8.

this little article is being written right now, as I am sick of people writing skate with an 8, it is one of the most annoying things in the world and I wish for them to die.

Bad grammar may be cute, for babies, But to hear children who are above speaking age to go around saying things like "PO" and the likes is re-goddamn-diculous. The same goes for writing in my opinion, If someone is fully capable to write and spell fluently, then shouldn't the same rule apply for when these people write things like; "hey u I alwayz sk8, r u a sk8r nemore? lol coz I here u iz sik"????? it is horrible grammar and the spelling is enough to make me want to put a chainsaw through my head. Now, maybe it would be acceptable to abbreviate certain words until the look like random keystrokes, such as 'wb' or 'nm' and the likes, but on the other hand some of the things people write are hardly even abbreviations, they just have one or two letters taken out like, enuf, yeh, neway, coz, and some ridiculously enough are not even abbreviated, such as, iz, here, alwayz, bubye and boi or gye, There is just a letter in there that has been changed, these are just spelling errors and are retarding the people who are infected by reading them. I know that sk8 is an abbreviated word, which makes it easier to write, but think about it, when you write like that, it looks as if it was vomited out onto a circle of paper by a buffalo with chronic halitosis and a receding hairline. I heard once that the telletubbies where taken off the air because they make children who idolise them retarded. If you speak like this, really, you will end up retarded, gay and cancelled, much like these telletubbies.

Get your act together you retarded children, go make me a cake.