untruthful_wright

I have studied for many hours collecting info on those two Yankees who flew first, well, I have found in a reliable resource (writing in a public bathroom stall) that those two boys coulnd't find anything with enough air flow for their aircraft, until that is they stumbled upon the maxi pad, yes that is right, the Wright boys made their first aircraft out of the padded bundles of joy we all know and love....maxi pads.