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| FIDEL CASTRO |
| Oh, why look what we have here, everybody's favorite communist dictator Mr. Fidel Castro. Well, here's the story Fidel and I go way back and I happen to know for a fact that his famous Cuban Cigars he smokes are made out of Maxi-pads, I swear it on my pair of stinky, crusty gym socks. Actually to elaborate on this a little bit all of the Cuban Cigars are made out of Maxi-pads, that is there secret that gives them their unique taste and texture. |
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