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| un-TRUTHFUL FACTS |
| Manfred "Red Baron" von Richtofen |
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| They don't call the German WWI flying ace "The Red Baron" for nothing. According to my purple talking monkey, Manfred von Richtofen frequently bled from the anus and he used maxi pads to comfort his ailing bottom as he bounced around in those 1914-1918 era planes. |