| Oh yes, not even dead, ex-presidents of the U.S. can escape the wraith of the maxi pad and all it's bewilderment. Abraham Lincoln accidentally swallowed a maxi pad while he was eating authentic southern fried chicken. Reportedly he had mistaken the the odd looking chunk of padding for a piece of Lemon merangue pie. Unfortunatelly he choked and died shortly thereafter and the newly formed CIA covered up as an assasination.Oh poor, poor Abe. But hey we all make that mistake at least once in our lives. |
