APPARENTLY....

I used to paint on location.
things tried to eat my hed
and live in my hairy feet.

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Cockatoos are known for there ability to scare you to death.
if you meet a Palm Cockatoo halfway up a cliff. ...feed them tomatoes
with the tin still on. its a good laugh.

these chairs   are really
expensive and they arent
even comfortable.
they almost look like cars.

if you save up enough Kombi's
you can get chips.

now heres a
loverly chair

you can
put things
in them
as well

get me the hell out of this page

I was on
a boat
once

I caught this fish trying to steal breadsticks
from the pantry