Weasley Song

WHAT'S A WEASLEY AGAIN?

Ron:
I flew around
It was a Friday night
I let out a bludger
To get the feeling right
It turned straight around
& I was hell bound
And then it went and broke my nose

And that's about the time that I skinned my knee
And then I got stung by a bee
I won't be living to my late-teens
What the hell is up with me?
My friends don't know what to do
Where's my appendix again?
And is this the end?

Fred and George:
Later on
On the flight home
We called Harry's uncle
From a fellytone
We said we were the please-men
And your wife's in jail
Visiting hours 9 to 3

And that's about the time that he hung up on me
He probably punished Harry seriously
And still more amused by prank phone calls
What the **** is call-ID?
We're not gonna say we sorry
All the rules we'll bend
They will never end

And that's about the time they admitted me
To magical cures hospitality
At this rate I won't see my late-teens
What the **** is up with me?
Where's my appendix again?
And is this the end?

And that's about the time that we got in trouble with the ministry
Much more than a few minor felonies
We got top-notch prank ability
#1, #2'r ours Lee's #3
Our friends say we should act our age
Well you can bite me then
Yeah, now we're even

That bitch who's gonna sue JK:
Where's my agent friend?