"Cheerleaders are dancers...gone retarded"
"He slapped me like I owed him child support!"
" Your Daughter, she come in my yard, and she kick my dog. Now my dog needs operation!"
"My Daughter, she is sick...she is throwing up everywhere! And you offer me coupon?!"
" I kill you!"...no I'm not, I just kidding!"
"You bastard! Get out of my store! You fucking retarded!"
"You stay here." "Why?" "Because I hate you."
"Go rain check, go rain check!"
"Did you take the wrappers of the cheese?" " They were wrapped?"
"Peter's ass is blue!"
"That means: Gitcha pony ass off mah porch!"
"What's a matter? You chicken sit or sumtin?...Oh, no she playin'. Girl why you playin'?"
"Why does it say paper jam, when there is no paper jam?!... I swear one day I kick this piece of shit out the window!"
