Here are some things our devoted listeners had to say about this week contest.

way back in 6900 B.C., monkeys walked the earth like they were hot shit.  humans had not been invented at the time, so they were hot shit.  anyway, one day, there was a monkey, lets say his name is Paul.  he walked up to penis-head mountain, where God lived at the time.  God saw the monkey coming up the road, and (being new at this creator thing) thought that the monkey was trying to attck Him for making his genitals overly hairy.  So He zapped Paul with his H.I.V. (hairy inbred vagina) ray.  Pauls ran away, because he felt that he needed to have a lot of really fast, monkey-type sex.  as he pumped, the AIDS went throught his wee soldier to the next monkey.  then, about 2000 years later, a monkey came out of the forest in china, and walked to the nearest town, which happened to be Chunking.  a young boy named Young Fu lived here, who was a horny teenager (aren't we all?).  he saw the monkey and, never seeing a monkey before, said "that is the least hairy woman i have ever seen!  i must have her!"  so he went over to the monkey and inserted his tiny asian penis into the monkeys very hairy happy spot.  and thus, that is how AIDS came about.