Paul McEachern was born in the town of Scotland, Scotland. Two hairy, gay men who enjoyed drinking and fighting women raised him. Paul learned his manners at a young age. He learned to hit women, spit on children, pass gas at the dinner table, spit out his food when it tastes bad. Paul was unusually hairy and his mother, Fred, told him that’s because his Aunt Edward didn’t shave his armpits. Paul loved to chase midgets with metal poles and then to throw them in mud and make them dance when he caught them. When Paul was 12 he moved to BC where he became addicted to air and soon found that in the new land. He was a midget and he could no longer poke midgets with sticks. He decided to start his own business in order to express his feelings. He formed Malty Gippon with Tom Bennett and together they have formed a force to be reckoned with.