Dain Carr was born to a Russian sloth and his rations as a young child in the Siberian jungle consisted of elephant vomit and snake droppings. He was raised by a pack of Chinese monkey’s who had immigrated due to poor sexual conditions in the Chinese jungle. They passed on the disease Aids to Dain and to this day Dain continues to have unprotected sex with multiple partners while experimenting with mind expanding drugs in order to spread the disease which he so proudly carries as a family gem. At the age of 101 Dain was killed in an auto cart accident. He was reincarnated as Dain Carr (coincidence, I think not) in British Columbia, Canada. He was a giant compared to the other human beings, towering sometimes 2 inches above a normal human giant. At the age of 14 he met two midgets, Paul McEachern & tom Bennett, and he made movie magic with them in order get his jollies and still continues to do so.