Say it Like You Mean it...

Say it Like You Mean it... A Few Words...

From October 2nd, 2001. Tower Records show with Jump Little Children.

(note for non-Opiates: Jonny is the Bassist)

Danielle: I just don't know what to do when getting an autograph.
Malissa: It's easy. Just say "hi" and "Great Show" or something like that.
Jonny: Or you could say "GREAT SCOTT!"
Scott: (running over) Did someone say my name? (MASS LAUGHTER)

WORK
Intercom: "Goodmorning associates, please remember these simple rules of customer service. First, smile, greet the customer and say 'hi'"
Roger: "Then stab them in the back when they're not looking."
Kirk: "You know Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible. Noah looked over the ARK-n-SAW..."
Customer standing in the New Balance aisle: "Do you sale New Balance?"
Customer looking a clearly marked price tag: "These don't say how much they are."
Customer: "[These shoes] are really on sale today!"
Roger: "As opposed to those fake sales we've been having."

HFA! (thanks to sarah for these, whose page kicked the bucket... but is now back up!)
DANIELLE MY BEST FRIEND PUT THIS TOGETHER :-D Three random ones...
1. "Mihi mater piscis est..."
2. "Who's yer daddy?"
3. "To die, in the rain"

Quotes with familiar sources...
Leora Locakabey... "Crack rock, yeah!!!"
Sarah Larios.... "Beans!!!!!"
Jared Porter... "Crack monkey, the junkie monkey!"
Marty McGuire.... "The Mao has a certain cheesy goodnees" (in regards to her dictatorship, Amanda Butler...
Meredith Biggs... "Fritos? Wine? No hemlock, I swear!" (Portraying Socrates)
Marty McGuire... "...But not the good crack, the bad crack. You know, the kind were you wake up 12 hours later in a hospital bed with no arms and no legs..."
Barenaked Ladies... "Who needs sleep!"
Marty McGuire... "That's GIMP!!"
Rachel Burnett almost everyday... "Marteeeee!!!!!"
Jared Porter... "A mix between an assassin and Celine Dion... Sirhan Sirhan Dion"
Andrew Gedge... "Chaka Khan Dion"
Anonymous... "Genghis Kahn Dion"
Marty????.... "Star Wars character having sex with Celine Dion... Han on Dion!!!"
Sarah Larios.... "Hava Tequila, Hava Tequila..."
Danielle Bray... "I like the smell of cheeseballs on a Sunday afternoon..."
Andrew Gedge, portraying Macbeth, to Amanda Butler, Lady Macbeth... "My dearest Chuck"
Sarah's parents.... "Milosovich!.... Milosovich!... You suck!" (warping a Predator's chant)
Sarah Larios and Danielle Bray... "I hate people!!!"
Danielle Bray... "I like cheese on pickled herring..."
Malissa Hendrix... "Sex!!!"
Malissa Hendrix.... "I love you more, than I did the week before I discovered alcohol" (who quotes a BNL song)
Terence Harney... "Yes, deary?"
Kate Hampshire and Malissa Hendrix... "You want some.... 'Home-Baked Bread'"
Kate Hampshire... "Kiss the rings."
Sarah Larios... "I get paranoid about things like that, like Malissa standing behind my back..."
Mrs. Robinson... "I'm just doing this extemporaneously..."
Mrs. Gibson... "It's like I always say, you have to pick your battles, folks"
Malissa Hendrix... "The bird has flown in the building..."
Buddha kid in the movie, The Matrix... "There is no spoon!!!"
John Jewell at the volleyball tournament... "No soup for you!!!" (quoting soup Nazi)
Danielle Bray... "Oman is going down!!!!!"
Sarah Larios... "Congratulations, you've just blown up Tajikastan!!!"
Danielle Bray..."Confucius say, time to toss cookies"
All of us at one time or another... "Orgy!!!!"
Brandon Combs and Jamie Groover... "Dionysius... The Greek God of getting drunk and naked!!!"
Mr. Fleming when giving a lecture about the Bolshevik Rev... "I've been shot!!!!"
Confession extracted out of Danielle Bray after a certain lunchtime incident sophomore year... "Well, I was chasing Terence Harney down the hallway because he stole my friend's moose..."
Amanda Butler... "This is crap... I don't want to do this..." The above comment, I must admit, was the exact sentiments of the entire Hume-Fogg student body at one time or another...
Marty McGuire... "Buh!" & "That's GIMP!!!!"
Will Lewis.... "You smell..."
Amid peals of groans, Danielle Bray.... "Anal leakage!!!!"
All the peons in any Dalmuti games (talking to their "betters").... "Just you wait.... Revolution!!!! To the Bastille!!!!"
Before a certain concert, in a conversation between Gedge, Marty, and Sarah...
Gedge (to Marty): Is it anything black?
Marty: No...
Gedge: Is it my BLUE watch?
Marty: Yes...
Sarah: (whiney voice....) I don't get it....
Danielle: Wow! Guess what guys? Azerbaijan is the Colombia of the Eastern Hemisphere! We're a bunch of crack dealers!!!!"
Two lines from a certain movie I have seen THREE times... "Do you swear?" "Every damn day."

BELMONT
1.) Dr. Coker... "It's the building with the mid-Soviet style architecture."

2.) Dr. Bisson... "I've discovered that you can teach anything about English history using Monty Python."

3.) Greg... "Are you wearing a wire? Oh no, worse, you've got a tape recorder!"

4.) Greg... "You know, the movie with the sweet sexual guy..." (RHPS)

5.) Greg... "Road kill is road kill."

6.) Random Faculty Member... "Hey, there's an empty parking spot outside... you think that if i sit in it I can charge money for it?"

7.) sign in person's window... "Snapple is the Anti-Christ."

8.) Paul... "They should give us convo credit for commuting....it should be Faith and Development since you have to pray for a parking place."

9.) Lee... "Like, there was this one time that I was nearly attacked by a bear..." (class breaks out in muffled laughter).

10.) Greg... "He's the guy with the brown hair...and the brown eyes...always wears a shirt...and ties his shoes...and drives a blue car."

11.)"That's one of the weirdest sex scenes I've ever seen. I mean her eyes..."~Matt
"I know, i mean, is she enjoying it or is she in utter pain?"~Me
"Exactly!"~Matt
--Matt from JLC and I talking about Enemy at the Gates.

Wesleyworld!
1.Lindy... "I swallowed a nail."
2.Dr. Roidt... "(baaaaaaaaaah){and other various sheep noises}................... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
3. Mary-Beth... "Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
4. Dr Benesh... "I works like this..."
5. Duello... "Oh Dear Lord..."
6. AZ... "Oh dear God!"
7. AZ... "TIME FOR BARBIE-Q!!!"
8. Garman... "I am the space pirate!"
9. Mal... "Is it Hentai night yet?"
10. AZ... "Uh-oh, Garman's lusting after thingies again!"
11. Garman... "You can't eat that, it'll expand!"
12. random... "I don't know you guys."
13. AZ... "Forget Freud. Lucky Charms explains everything."
14. Dr Rowan... "You must think I'm one serious druggie."
15. Dr Hampton... "It's not due until it's due.... HFA rule."
16. Dr Roidt... "The importance of nature... going to the bathroom for example.
17. Crystal... "I'm just saying that I'm not gonna say anything..."
18. Lisa... "OOOOOOH it's HOOOOOOOWIEEEEEE."
19. Mal... "It's the kind of bullet that slows down periodically."
20. Dr Roidt... "Assuming you're using a speargun responsibly you'll be in scuba gear."
21. Dr Roidt... "There should be a no speedo-trunks rule."
22. Dr Roidt... "So if you take a dog or a cat and throw them up in the air..."
23. Dr Roidt (notice he has some good stuff)... "Lester Bangs...................is dead."
24. Dr Roidt... "And now.... (looks at watch)..... awwww shit! ran out of time!"
the next several are from Shannon McCall
25. "damn the man save the emipre rave on rave on."
26. " fuck it dude lets go bowling"
27. "some one's been toking the PRoCrack"
28. "You better chiggity chiggity chiggity check yo'self before you wreggity wreggity wreggity wreck yo'self, fool!"
29. Dr. Roidt... "::picks up a mug:: This will henceforth be known as a bannana."
30. Dr. Rowan... "Well I just had a hamburger.... DIGEST DIGEST DIGEST!!"
31. Dr. Hampton... "::leaps in:: Scared ya didn't I?"
32. Dr. Rowan... "Pooh needs some benzodiazapines... Piglet is ON benzos... Eeyor could use some Prozac...... Tigger.... Tigger seriously NEEDS some anti-psychotics."

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