Now, I'm not sure what all the hoopla is about green beer; but, if you must have it...we'll have food coloring handy for you. Frankly, I find the whole green beer thing pretty crazy. Generally speaking, most American bars toss coloring into their shittiest yellow beer, masking it under the guise of a fake Irish holiday tradition. For whatever reason, it makes some people feel that they're getting a special, wonderous Irish treat that is infinately more rewarding than a yellow beer. I suppose, since the flavor doesn't change, why not drink green beer if that's what you want to do? Me? I'd far rather drink a Guinness or Beamish, like most Irish folk and people of close Irish heritage. But, for some people, there's some sort of charm (after drinking 3 or 4 green-dye beers) in pissing a stream reminiscent of the "dip" that Christopher Lloyd's character shoots from his big gun in "Roger Rabbit."
Come on in on St. Paddy's Day. We'll have fun no matter what we drink, eh? |
