Mal's Top Five

My Top Five Movie Quotes:

    #1 From Joe Dirt:

  • Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] "Home is where you make it."
    Joe Dirt : "What?"
    Old Cajun Man: "Home is where you make it."
    Joe Dirt : You like to see homos naked?
    Old Cajun man: "Home is where you make it. It's where you make it. Everybody knows that boy."
    Joe Dirt : "Oh."
    [Walks away]
    Joe Dirt : "Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me."

    #2 From Starsky & Hutch (the movie):

  • Starsky: "Do it"

    #3 From Dumb and Dumber:

  • Lloyd: Hey guys. Big gulps huh. Well, see ya later.

    #4 Napoleon Dynamite:

  • Actually I'm just gonna say the whole thing, there are too many lines to choose from.

    #5 From Bruce Almighty:This one made me laugh until I cried!

  • Evan Baxter : Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla [rapid unitelligible gibberish] Blabity blab bulla blah [explosive gibberish][continues for 35 seconds][vaguely Chinese] Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE [nervous laugh]

My Top Five movie picks
Joe Dirt
Who can resist watching David Spade with a mullet. Come on be honest. You know you love it.
Napoleon Dynamite
You might wonder 'I wonder why Mal likes that movie.' Well, I like it whyever, Gosh!
Dumb and Dumber
IOU
The Importance of Being Earnest
Not a real popular movie, but it is so good. You'll like it even more the second time you watch it.
Tommy Boy
A good Farley classic.


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