What is a burn?
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- Burn
- to insult a friend in a clever way. Derived from That 70s Show
- First-Degree Burn
- a harsh burn (That 70s Show)
- Second-Degree Burn
- a burn that hurts deep (That 70s Show)
- Octo-Burn
- Eight burns in one sentence (That 70s Show)
- Wicked Burn
- A burn that you didn't see coming and parts of it really hurt. See also Houdidi Burn. (That 70s Show)
- Houdini Burn
- a burn that you didn't even see coming (Greg?)
- Son Burn
- a burn from a parent to a son (Mom)
- Side Burn
- a burn said while leaving (Mom)
- Freezer Burn
- a cold, heartless burn
- Burn Out
- a burn that was really lame
- Self-Ignite
- to burn yourself
I need more burns! Make up a new kind of burn and tell it to me. If it's not flippin' lame I'll put it on my site.
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| | Great Burns- All from That 70s Show enless stated. | Napoleon Dynomite
Kip(burning Deb): "Your mom goes to college!" |
Late Night with Conan O' Brien
Conan O'Brien: Ben and J-Lo have announced that they want a small wedding. Yeah. So they decided to invite all the people who saw GIGLI.
Late Night with Conan O' Brien
Conan O'Brien: ...whoever replaces Ruben Studdard has some pretty big pants to fill. Now...
[pause] Big fat man. Now... But wonderful voice, wonderful voice...
[small pause] Fat.
Late Night with Conan O' Brien
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog: [to Star Wars Fans] Um, I've got some spoilers. Who wants to hear a spoiler? Here's a spoiler: You will die alone.
| Kitty Forman: You kids change partners more than square dancers.
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Red Forman: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric: That it's offensive to the Devil? |
Red Forman: Don't you like anything cheap?
Kitty Forman: I like you
Eric: I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid, and worth hearing.
Red Forman: Well that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.
Kelso: You guys - I just saw a UFO!
Steven Hyde: What a coincidence! Fez and I were just talking about how stupid you are.
Eric: Guys, I can't think Penny is hot. I mean, she's my cousin. That's like thinking my mom's... Whoa, I'm gonna stop right there.
Fez: I thought that about your mother, but I didn't stop there.
Steven Hyde: Pimp gave you the holiday off, huh?
Laurie Forman: Yeah, he replaced me with your mom.
Eric: Look at the symptoms... temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair... Uh oh, Dad, I think you have menopause.
Steven Hyde: Face it, Forman, Donna has bad taste. I mean, look at her dad. The apple doesn't fall far from the Bob.
Red: [to Hyde and Fez after finding pot stashed in the basement] You morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room!
Red Forman: I say good riddance. That cat was always making a mess on my lawn and going through my garbage.
Laurie Forman: Yeah. But now we have Hyde to do that.
Steven Hyde: Oh yeah, Laurie? And what exactly do you do? Oh, yeah - the Packers.
Fez: I just wish that there was someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist.
Michael Kelso: Well, that's Canada... Yup, good ol' Canada. They don't make generalizations about people because they're too busy playin' hockey or gettin' drunk or puttin' maple syrup on their ham.
Red: Earl, just get to work.
Earl: Oh, sure. Right after my cup of joe. I'm useless without my coffee.
[Earl runs out]
Eric: Then, I guess he hasn't had coffee in years, huh?
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