Normally, I'm a pretty tolerant person. No, seriously. I know some things on this site would suggest otherwise (for example, "Mallory Reaches for the Rainbow"), but that's really just me purposely trying to be politically incorrect. I don't have a problem with gay people, and I actually have some lesbian friends (all of whom have seen this site and liked it). But anyway...what was my point again?
My point is that I'm normally a pretty tolerant person. I have a long fuse. There are very few things that I harbor bitter hatred for, because on the whole I think there's too much hate in the world already (that was the most hippie-crap thing I've ever said, and I apologize heartily). But when I do hate something, I'm not half-assed about it. Here is a list of all the things that piss the crap out of me (in no particular order), immortalized on this website so that I won't go insane and start killing people.
PLEASE NOTE: This section is kind of heavy compared to the rest of the site. I mean, it's really just me rambling on about miscellaneous crap, so if you don't care (I wouldn't care if I was you), make a hasty exit and go look at something else. May I suggest "A Day with Barney and Penis"?
#1: EMO
Emo's a big thing right now, so chances are there's people out there reading this who are pissed off right now. Or maybe they're not. Because, you see, Emo people don't really get pissed off. They get depressed and start whining and crying about how much their life sucks, and then they go and make a shitty-ass song about it. I don't know why you'd voluntarily listen to someone whining about their life, but a lot of people, my dick-beamer sister included, do so on a regular basis. Here's a typical Emo song, for those of you who've never had the "pleasure" of listening to this God-forsaken excuse for a music genre:
"My girlfriend left me today,
And I'm cryyyyyyying!
My mom came in and cut my balls off,
And it's raaaaaaaaining!"
Emo's short for "emotion", but do these "artists" feel any emotion besides woeful self-pity?! Apparently not! So here's my message to all those Emo singers out there: Stop whining! If you're that depressed, do humanity a favor and kill yourselves already! Jeez!
#2: STEREOTYPICAL GOTH STONER ANARCHISTS
I've mentioned that I hate these people before, right? I thought so. I don't like using the term "goth" here, because I think it promotes unnecessary social divisions, but these people seem to apply the term to themselves. It's beyond me as to why. Anywho, there are just so many reasons to loathe these people that it's difficult to know where to begin. First of all, they are forever under some bizarre dilusion that they're "different" from everyone else; that the fact that they wear all black and listen to music about killing off humanity and watch The Crow a lot makes them noncomformists. The sorry thing is, they're probably the biggest conformists on earth, because they spend countless dollars on black clothes and freaky-ass piercings so they can hang around in huge groups with other people who wear black clothes and have freaky-ass piercings. You can't say you're a noncomformist when you've made a conscious effort to fit the accepted set of social norms for a noncomformist. If you were really an individual, you wouldn't have to put so much effort into showing people that you're an individual. Verstehen Sie? And by the way: drugs suck, and anarchy sucks. Just because you were an outcast in middle school and you got pantsed all the time does not mean the government needs to be taken down. Communism, now THERE'S a system of government! But that's a little off topic...
#3: THOSE GUYS THAT ARE OBSESSED WITH MUSIC AND ALWAYS TRY AND SHOW OFF HOW MUCH THEY KNOW ABOUT THE LATEST BANDS
You know the type: they have like eight guitars in their room, they're in a bazillion different bands, and they get all bent out of shape if you can't tell John Mayer from Dashboard Confessional from Jason Mraz. They're constantly saying things like, "I love how that band has stayed original for so many years!" or, "God, that is such a poser band!" or, "Sorry, I can't hang out, I have to go to band practice!" They try and use their knowlege of music to pick up chicks, and the sad thing is, a lot of girls fall for it. Personally, I can't think of a bigger turn-off than a guy who is totally consumed with music and has no life outside of his radio. It's just music, for Christ's sake! You can love it all you want, but get some other hobbies! Despite what you may think, it's not all that impressive that you can name all the members of AC/DC, and most of us do NOT care that you can play the riff from "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Get a life, for the love of God!
#4: REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BORING AND/OR STUPID PEOPLE
This is pretty self-explanatory. I'm talking about those people who drivel on and on about this cool new sweater they got last Tuesday or about how so-and-so is a slut. They have no imagination, no creativity, and after five seconds of talking to them you usually feel like killing yourself. They generally have no hobbies or interests besides "hanging out with their friends", who are likewise boring and stupid. They usually suck at academics and never amount to anything.
And those are about the only things I absolutely can't stand. Anything else, well...bring it on I say! Oh, and getting back to that whole communism thing...uh, nevermind. I'll talk about it some other day.
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