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This is the part of the site where all you fellas down in the trailor park can tell me how much my site sucks. Well, I guess you could tell me you love it too, but that seems like a highly improbable event. Besides, I LOVE hatemail, I get absolutely high off it, so keep those flames coming! This is the first letter I've gotten since I put the e-mail up (come on the rest of you lazy bastards, send me MAIL, DAMN YOU!!!) This person made my dream come true by telling me off for my offensiveness and calling me sick. Slick Norwegian, wherever you are...I love you.
I'm SO OFFENDED by your site! It's OFFENSIVE! OFFENSIVE! OFFENSIVE! I was sitting in my ROOM, CRYING last night because your site OFFENDED me but then I realized that I should not be CRYING, but REPORTING you to....to, uh....to SOMEONE because of your OFFENDING, OFFENSIVE SITE! You sick little dirtbag, a little girl realizes her true self and comes out of the closet and you BELITTLE and BERATE her like she's some kind of CRIMINAL! C'MON, WHAT'S WRONG WITH LESBIANS? EH? And then your stories are just plain INHUMAN! You sick PERVERTED child! You should be LOCKED up and force fed rotted chicken corpses until you decide that you're going to join the rest of the world and be NORMAL for once! Oh, and your Vernon crap? Obvioulsly that's you, oppressing the proliteriat! That little boy is a genius, it's obvious! He's like the next TJ Henderson and yet to bring him down because you just don't have the maturity to realize how BRILLIANT he is on the INSIDE! I hope that your site is blocked and shut down so that our youth isn't exposed to such sick slander! You're OFFENSIVE to everyone who isn't JUST LIKE YOU! I'M OFFFFFEEEENNNNDDDDEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And here's a little lady by the name of Dark Angel who doesn't think the site's offensive at all. She just thinks it sucks.
Dear barb...
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