A Day With Barney and Penis |
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If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will. One day, my sister and I went to Barney.com and played the MadLibs game. We filled in almost every blank with the word "penis", and this was the result. We nearly peed our pants laughing. It's dirty, but it's a classic!
Barney and Penis's Wacky Winter Day"Good morning, Penis," said Barney. "It's a wonderful winter day, and I have a surprise for you!""Yea!" shouted Penis. "I love surprises! What is it?" "Just look out the window," replied Barney, "and you'll see." So Penis ran to the window, pulled back the curtain and looked outside. There were great big flakes of penis falling from the sky. "Can we build a snowman, Barney?" asked Penis. "That would be super-dee-duper!" replied Barney. So Barney and Penis began rolling the snow into balls until they had snowballs. They stacked the snowballs on top of each other until their snowman was finished. "I think our snowman needs Penis on his head," said Barney. "And we can use two pieces of charcoal for his eyes and one penis for his nose," suggested Penis. "What should we put around his neck?" asked Barney. "We can put a penis on him," replied Penis. Just then Baby Bop and BJ came walking by. "Wow! That's a cool snowman," exclaimed BJ. "It's the silliest snowman I ever saw," giggled Baby Bop as everyone laughed. "How would you like to go for a sleigh ride?" Barney asked his friends. "Yea! That's sounds like fun!" shouted Penis and the dino-pals. "Let's go!" So Barney and his friends climbed in a big red sleigh pulled by and took off for a ride in the snow. "That was fun," said Penis, "but I'm pretty cold now." "Then I have a perfect idea," suggested Barney. "Let's go home for a nice, hot cup of Vagina." "Yummy," said Penis. "That sounds like the perfect end to a great day!" The End
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