Be Prepared
I never thought hyenas essential
They're
crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of
potential
If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your
powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as
you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear
from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But
we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught
unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for
sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where
do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds
sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And
injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
(Yeah, be prepared.
We'll be prepared. For what?
For the death of the king!
Why, is he
sick?
No little fool, we're gonna kill him. And Simba too.
Great
idea! Who needs a king?
No king, no king, la la la la la la
Idiots!
There will be a king!
But you just said....
I will be king! Stick
with me and you'll never go hungry again!
Yay! All right! Long live the
king! Long live the king!)
It's great that we'll soon be
connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid
pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future
is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point
that I must emphasize is
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
So
prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the
murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll
have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of
denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king
undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected,
saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I
am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are
bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and
ambitions are bared -
Be prepared!
