The Rambling Mooner

Newsletter for December 17, 1999 Main Page Poetry and Prose News and Ads, pg2

NOTE: This is a game people. Please do not confuse in-character relationships with your out-of-character interactions. Just cause a character kills or harms yours doesnt mean that you should dislike the player etc etc. This also means your character shouldnt go after anothers for some OOC incident. And remember, lets keep it clean. Brought to you by Andrew Hemond

Random Shootings I see that certain accusations over Malkavian actions are being handed out. But Malkavians werent the only ones misbehaving. Seems some Ventrue actually shot a few malkavians. Now why would this upstanding Ventrue attempt to Destruct a fellow kindred. Maybe this should be investigated? There is no need for some inter-clan war to start...first some Malkavians get shot then a ventrue is assaulted. Please sirs do not do battle in the open for it could risk the masquerade. Seeing as how people usually dont walk away from a shotgun blast at close range. For the sake of the city do not start a war. This violence is unnecessary. Harold, Clan nosferatu In the news today December 1, 1999 Today a terrible crime so unthinkable has happened. In the city of Riverside, down town, on Friday night around 9:00 PM. At the home of Randy Ramirez, a newly wed couple's home was brutally broken into. The assailant smashed threw a bedroom window, were the one year old baby was sleeping, and who then grabbed the baby and ran off. It all happened so fast that Mr. Ramirez only arrived in time to catch a glimpse of the kidnapper from behind. He says that he only caught a glimpse of an older balding person's back side. It was dark and he could not see much. Just the screams of his little girl being carried off by the kidnapper, is all he hears now. If any one has any information about this horrible crime, or was any were near Market and 6th street, please contact the Riverside Police Department and speak with Detective Folly. This info passed along by various media authorities and through local kindred network

Malkavian Antics Well much has been said of the strange antics of the Malkavians who acted as Host for the last kindred gathering. Though the rumored death of kenny is obviously a blatent lie I do wonder why Cara O'brien was ranting about NOT killing him. Guilty conscience? I must apologize to the blue bunny though. Whatever you did it cannot be as bad as Mr. Peanut. I am sure this will be investigated but as I saw no sign of a blue bunny (only the overheard rantings of a kook) I have no firsthand knowledge of this. If we acted a little out of sorts that night then I apologize. We only wanted to show our support for the camarilla and its composite clans. I am sure we will be vindicated from what ever havoc we caused since we did no wrong that night (to my knowledge, do you know how hard it is to keep track of 9 malkavians?). I do hope the Nosferatu gathering is a quiet political affair and not the stake-and-run of that 'Gangrel' affair. Trevor Vitus, Harpy Habits of Feeding I would like to take this time to point out the dangers of feeding and of claimed territory. Many of todays kindred seem to think that violence is the means to and end, that end being blood. Well STOP IT such idiotic behavior risks us each time you engage in it. In this vein I offer another means to those of simple minds. Find a small eager group of blood dolls to feed from and keep them clean. Or pick up a date from a bar, the ecstasy of the kiss being good enough sexual pleasure to cover up the feeding. And yes mortals still enjoy *necking*. On the topic of herds, be careful that you do not infringe upon another kindreds feeding grounds though. Many areas have been claimed as *domain* by groups of kindred. Corona and norco are owned by the warlocks and one can only wonder about the punishment they might lend to interlopers. The Morongo rez and surrounding cities are Tribal gangrel, and though their punishment will be more predictable I like to keep my face unscarred thank you. So remember this where-ever you hunt be discrete and dont piss of the local landlords, thank you and goodnight. Trevor Vitus, Harpy

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