** Dear Maid: Please do not leave any more
of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought
my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars
from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower
soap dish. They are in my way.
Thank you,
S. Berman
** Dear Room 635: I am not your regular
maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the
3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6
bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex
dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars
I left today which my instructions from the management is to leave
3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory.
Kathy, Relief Maid
** Dear Maid: I hope you are my regular
maid. Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning
the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening I found
you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet. I
am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own
bath-size Dial so I won't need those 6 little Camays which are on the shelf.
They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please remove them.
S. Berman
** Dear Mr. Berman: My day off was last
Wed. so the relief maid left 3 hotel soaps which we are instructed by the
management. I took the 6 soaps which were in your way on the shelf and
put them in the soap dish where your Dial was. I put the Dial in the medicine
cabinet for your convenience. I didn't remove the 3 complimentary soaps
which are always placed inside the medicine cabinet for all new check-ins
and which you did not object to when you checked in last Monday. Please
let me know if I can of further assistance.
Your regular maid,
Dotty
** Dear Mr. Berman: The assistant manager,
Mr. Kensedder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening
and said you were unhappy with your maid service. I have assigned a new
girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience.
If you have any future complaints please contact me so I can give it my
personal attention. Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM.
Thank you.
Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper
**Dear Miss Carmen: It is impossible to
contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45 AM and
don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That's the reason I called Mr. Kensedder
last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr. Kensedder if he
could do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned
me must have thought I was a new check-in today, since she left another
3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery
of 3 bars on the bath-room shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated
24 little bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me?
S. Berman
** Dear Mr. Berman: Your maid, Kathy, has
been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra
soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between
8AM and 5PM.
Thank you,
Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper
** Dear Mr. Kensedder: My bath-size Dial
is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room including my own bath-size
Dial. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me
4 little Cashmere Bouquets.
S. Berman
** Dear Mr. Berman: I have informed our
housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem. I cannot understand why
there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave
3 bars of soap each time they service a room. The situation will be rectified
immediately. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience.
Martin L. Kensedder, Assistant Manager
** Dear Mrs. Carmen: Who left 54 little
bars of Camay in my room? I came in last night and found 54 little bars
of soap. I don't want 54 little bars of Camay. I want my one bar
of bath-size Dial. Do you realize I have 54 bars of soap in here? All I
want is my bath size Dial. Please give me back my bath-size Dial.
S. Berman
** Dear Mr. Berman: You complained of too
much soap in your room so I had them removed. Then you complained
to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was missing so I personally returned
them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed
to receive daily. I don't know anything about the 4 Cashmere Bouquets.
Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps so she
also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. I don't know where you
got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Dial. I was able to locate some
bath-size Ivory which I left in your room.
Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper
** Dear Mrs. Carmen: Just a short note to
bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess:
On the shelf under medicine cabinet - 18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack
of 2.. On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1
stack of 3. On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack
of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4. Inside the medicine
cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2. In the shower soap
dish - 6 Camay, very moist. On the northeast corner of tub - 1 Cashmere
Bouquet, slightly used. On the northwest corner of tub - 6 Camays in 2
stacks of 3. Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the
stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks
of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom window
sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries.
One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-sized Dial which I
am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings.
S. Berman