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Dette er min lille patriotiske side. Ikke s� mye her heller enda, men jeg finner sikkert noe � putte inn... |
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| Hardangerfjorden. |
| Stavkirke. |
| Trondheim. |
| TEMPERATURES: +15*C/59*F This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan. +10*C/50*F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their garden. +5*C/41*F Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets. 0*C/32*F Distilled water freezes. The water in the Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker. -5*C/23*F People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter. -10*C/14*F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves. -20*C/-4*F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here. -30*C/-22*F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face og the Earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors. -40*C/-40*F Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hot dog stands. -50*C/-58*F Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian Army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather. -70*C/-94*F The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training. -183*C/-297.4*F Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmer's hands are cold. -273*C/-459.4*F All atom based movent halts. The Norwegians starts saying "Faen, it's cold outside today." -300*C/-508*F Hell freezes over. Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest. |