The Hall of Records
Recorded within this hallowed hall are the deeds and quotes attributed to the great heroes of the known world.  Forever more shall this record stand as a testament to their ingenuity, quick thinking, and wit.
984 CY, the mighty barbarian Olwynn, single handedly drives back the vicious druid vampire, Soltanus.  The vampire hovering on life's door was at the brink of annihilation when the barbarian raged and boldly smote him with his holy mace.  A shouts of joy (mainly from Soltanus) echoed throughout the tomb.  Soltanus knew that he had met his match. 
Side note--Soltanus was later pinned down and impaled by other members of the group.
979 CY, Gall, the barbarian half-orc, throwing aside all cautions and repeated warnings by the gods above, launched his massive frame onto a veritable bridge of death!  To Gall's disbelief the bridge snapped and Gall fell.  He would have plummeted to his death but for the intervention of a higher power.  During this incident, the half orc was heard to mutter something about "stupid Wizards of the Coast!"
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