or "Hit 'em with the mace!"
In the year 977 C.Y. the company of adventurers; Gall, Danor, Breaker, and Avery rooted out and destroyed the leader of the cult of Nerull in the land of Occasius. Afterward there was much revelry, drinking, and making of merry...
After continued trials and tribulations the heroes destroyed a great foe of good within the city of Orlanthe. The Bronze Companions met and vanquished several Unhallowed Thieves, an Unhallowed Knight, many Alley Wights, and their mistress, an Unhallowed High Priestess of Nerull.
(Lord Vascus, a paladin of the One God was killed in action today by what some witnesses say was "friendly fire." A large pig like creature was last seen galumphing away....)
"Okay, you see at least one dragon..."
In the year of 985 CY (Common Year), the Band of the Prophecy started a campaign of pre-emptive strikes against the northern army of Shakra. After much planning and deliberation, the Band struck the main encampment in a series of blistering magical attacks. A second attack reportedly destroyed many of the leaders. Lord Diasmus, a drow general, was dispatched, as well as an unidentified drow cleric, two Gnoll chieftains, a hobgoblin chief. Also, a black dragon was magically transformed into a speckled hen by Lord Myrddion. Said hen was last seen tucked under Gundal, the mountain dwarf's arm as he stepped onto the teleportation circle. The brave fighter was overheard saying, "hmmmmm...I bet it tastes like chicken!"
Father Cadwyr, esteemed member of the Church of One, was once again snatched from death's doorway during the battle. He was later to comment, "I didn't think a whirling, impenetrable, wall of blades could hurt so much..." He was later magically restored to life during an appeal by a Barrister of Rules.