This is a section specially for my sister Kris. She's in no way a fan of either man and she dislikes them with a passion. She loves to make fun of them...well, Brock anyway. So here are some of her short works for the couple. Enjoy!

Short Blabs

"Okay!" He exclaimed, punching Brock in the face with such force that the dragon-like being's nose was permanently flatted.
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Brushing his fingers over his nose, Brock felt a drop of moisture beneath the callused tips. A tear had slipped from his eyes, no longer contained beneath the lids. "Why am I so ugly?"
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He placed his hat on his head, straightening the black hat as he gazed at his reflection in the mirror. How many times had he worn that hat when back at home on the farm? How many times had it been the reason for all the beatings? Brock could recall his father's angry voice at the breakfast table each morning.
"Take off that god darnin' hat, Billy Bob!" Came the elderly voice into his mind.
"NO!...And my name's not Billy Bob, Pa!" With those words, several 2x4s found themselves soaring through the air and colliding with the child's head.
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"Kurt." Brock spoke his lover's name softly as he snuggled up against him in the comforting warmth of their bed.
"What?" Kurt asked lovingly.
"I'm pregnant." Kurt gasped and kneed Brock in the stomach. He had a miscarriage. The End.
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"Jeff, will you go out with me?"
"No Brock, you smell bad."
"Oh." *Tear*

Poems

There once was a man named Brock
Who liked to suck Kurt's cock
Until one day
When Kurt said, "Hey,
I thought you were the Rock."

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brock is pregnant
By you know who
(It's true, it's true!)

Pictures

Here are her diagrams for Brock and Kurt: