*EVERY MUSTANG WILL LOOK LIKE THIS ONE DAY!!!*
From the past 10 years about 90% of ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.
HOW CAN THEY IMPROVE THE NEW FORD TRUCK ?
put a chevy engine in it.
WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS MORE AREODYNAMIC ?
So they will save the chevy gas when the chevy tows them home.
WHY DID FORD PUT HEATERS IN THE TAILGATES OF THEIR NEW TRUCKS ?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.
WHY ARE THEIR SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIWAYS ?
So ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD ?
You could drive a golf ball 200 yards.
WHATS WORSE THAN DRINKING FROM A TOILET ?
Driving a ford.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE IF YOU HAVE 100 FORD TRUCKS & 1 CHEVY TRUCK ?
You would have a good junk yard and one good tow truck.
HOW COME FORD MAKES TRACTORS AND CHEVY DOESN'T ?
Because chevy can't get one to run that slow.
FORD ACRONYMS:
Fixed Or Repaired Dalily
Found On Road Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owners Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recomend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside Destroyed
Found On Railroad Dead
First On Repair Dolly
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Forfit On Race Day
This is CHEVY country on a quiet night you can hear a ford rust.
This is your brain: "CHEVY", This is your brain on drugs: "FORD"
Buy a ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Have you driven over a ford lately ?
I'd rather push a CHEVY then drive a ford!
If ford means(First On Race Day) It is only because it is still there from last race day.
FORD..........At least they circled the problem.
