Diads
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CSG says:
Bassem?
CSG says:
Bassem!
CSG says:
Where
are you!!?
bassem! says:
i'm right here
CSG says:
So
you're coming sat?
CSG says:
tony's
going to be here.
bassem! says:
no, can't do sat
CSG says:
You
can and will!
CSG says:
Dont
give me any garbage about "family" and "religion".
CSG says:
This
is van effing helsing.
bassem! says:
yeah, maybe i'll see it with some other ppl
tomorrow... preempting all of you!!!
bassem! says:
ha!
CSG says:
This
sounds racist.
CSG says:
I
don't know.. somehow I feel you should be here for this.
CSG says:
And
Jim's coming.
CSG says:
There
can be no Jim without bassem.
CSG says:
It's
your destiny.
bassem! says:
these ppl have been telling me about this for a month
now
bassem! says:
i can't back out of it
CSG says:
What
people?
CSG says:
What
cult has you ditching van helsing?
CSG says:
They
will taste the back of me sinewy right hand.
bassem! says:
hmmm...
bassem! says:
sinew is good
CSG says:
What
this is a joke for you?
CSG says:
The
cheesiest movie of our time? And you can't make it???
CSG says:
Van
Helsing!!! IGN gave it bad review
man!!!
CSG says:
Bad
reviews across the board!!!
CSG says:
Besides,
you can't let your jim run wild on saturday!
bassem! says:
?
bassem! says:
what?
bassem! says:
?
bassem! says:
my jim?
bassem! says:
this is disturbing
CSG says:
LOL!!!
CSG says:
You're
the sam to his frodo.
bassem! says:
umm... i don't like this
CSG says:
No?
CSG says:
Not
in the gay way.
bassem! says:
i don't think there is any other way
CSG says:
Just...
you know... You keep jim from giving the ring to sauron.
CSG says:
I
play this game with jim too.
bassem! says:
what game?
CSG says:
Comparing
you and Jim to dynamic movie duos! A
few hours ago I said he was the C3PO to your R2D2.
CSG says:
Then
I said he was the anakin to your obiwan.
CSG says:
But
I think you guys look more like frodo and sam.
bassem! says:
c3p0?
bassem! says:
what the?
CSG says:
The
robot from starwars.
bassem! says:
i know
bassem! says:
but the comparison?
CSG says:
What?
bassem! says:
how am i r2d2?
CSG says:
LOL!!!
That's what Jim said!!!!
bassem! says:
oh nooooo
CSG says:
Well,
I figured Jim was more uppity, so I said he was more like 3PO.
CSG says:
But
Jim argued that he was more likely to beep incoherently than you would be.
CSG says:
So
he was the more likely candidate for R2.
bassem! says:
hmmm... interesting
bassem! says:
i like the obiwan thing tho
bassem! says:
that one is solid!
CSG says:
I
think frodo and sam is more appropriate, no?
CSG says:
You
guys kind of have the look.
bassem! says:
ummm.... no
bassem! says:
anyone who compares me to a hobbit had better be
prepared for pain
bassem! says:
... that includes you csg!!!
CSG says:
think
I'm scared of you?
CSG says:
Get
the eff outta here!
CSG says:
Okay,
I also said he was the Data, to your Geordi.
CSG says:
No?
bassem! says:
wow
bassem! says:
you really spent some time with this comparison
CSG says:
Yes
I did.
CSG says:
I
could go on forever.
bassem! says:
this is both impressive and disturbing...
CSG says:
He's
the Laverne to your Shirley, the Cousin Larry to your Balki, the Vrej to your
Justin.
bassem! says:
i'm balki?
bassem! says:
wow
bassem! says:
that's reaching
CSG says:
Come
on Bassem. Of course your balki.
CSG says:
It
seems so obvious to me.
bassem! says:
i'm not comming up with any comparisons that do u
justice chris
CSG says:
I'm
not part of a dyad, that's why.
CSG says:
Chris
is a lone wolf...
CSG says:
Like...
CSG says:
Van
Helsing!
CSG says:
Or
Spiderman.
bassem! says:
actually, you know joe pesci in lethal weapon...
CSG says:
Ah!
CSG says:
THAT'S
IT!!!
CSG says:
You're
the Danny Glover to his Mel Gibson!
bassem! says:
common leo, if anything, i'm mel gibson
CSG says:
Mel
Gibson is a live wire.
CSG says:
Well,
maybe you could be Mel Gibson.
CSG says:
Jim
is more crotchety I guess.
CSG says:
"NO
Bassem!!! You can't drive that BMW
across the ravine!!!"
CSG says:
Then
you would say, "There's more than one way to get high BABY!!!"
bassem! says:
lol
bassem! says:
wow
bassem! says:
that's sooo me
CSG says:
Then
you'd come back to the precinct and I'd be yelling at you both like Joe
Pantoliano from Bad Boys.
CSG says:
(umm..
Jim/Bassem = Martin Lawrence/Will Smith)
CSG says:
I
think so!
CSG says:
But
Frod and Sam is the most appropriate. I
can just see you and Jim as frodo and sam.
CSG says:
remember
when you guys were deciding what movie to see, and Jim was all pecimistic and
you were like,
CSG says:
"There's
still good movies in the world Jim...
And one day, they'll tell stories... And those are the ones that tend to
stick with you. The stories that start
off really bleak. And you wonder how
things can be happy again, after having gone so wrong."
CSG says:
Then
Jim said, "I wouldn't have gotten far without you Bassem."
CSG says:
Then
you said, "Stop making fun!"
CSG says:
Jim:
"I'm serious, Bassem the Brave."
bassem! says:
i don't like the role i'm playing in this
CSG says:
It's
a good role!
CSG says:
Sam
is the hero!
bassem! says:
... you know, i've been reffered to as "the
rock"... lol
CSG says:
Yes,
I've seen.
CSG says:
Cuz
you're big.
CSG says:
But
your mind, is Sam Gamgee.
bassem! says:
unlike, say, a hobbit?
CSG says:
You
don't get it do you bassem????
CSG says:
Lord
of the Rings isn't about hobbits and elves.
CSG says:
It's
about people! It's about
emotions!!! it's about sticking it out
when times are tough!
CSG says:
It's
about friends!!!! Friends who want to
see Van Helsing on the weekend with friends!!!
bassem! says:
wow, i can see ian mckellan sitting behind you with
a gun right now...
bassem! says:
what's with all the lotr quotations?
CSG says:
LMAO!!!!!
CSG says:
Fine,
fine...
CSG says:
You'll
like this one.
CSG says:
No
I guess you won't.
CSG says:
Well..
maybe.
CSG says:
Let's
say you're the Gimli to his Legolas.
bassem! says:
common
bassem! says:
ok, in what way is jim legolas?
CSG says:
I
know as a fact that Jim is a master archer.
CSG says:
Okay,
I'll let you decide.
CSG says:
Kirk
and Spock, who are you????
CSG says:
FAST!!!!
CSG says:
That's
not fast enough Bassem.
CSG says:
Here
comes another...
CSG says:
Quark
and Odo??? Bashir and Obrien???? Sisko and Dax??????? Bassem??????????
bassem! says:
hmm
bassem! says:
well done gregg
bassem! says:
well done
bassem! says:
wow
bassem! says:
quark?
CSG says:
From
Ds9?
bassem! says:
yeah i know
bassem! says:
but me or jim?
bassem! says:
(i say with fear)
CSG says:
That's
a tough one.
CSG says:
You're
not going to like this but...
CSG says:
I'm
goign to have to say you're quark on this one.
bassem! says:
... so jim is the shape shifter
bassem! says:
interesting
CSG says:
It's
not about shapeshifting... It's about angst!
CSG says:
Odo
has more angst!
bassem! says:
this would be very frightening
bassem! says:
i would much perfer a momma joke-off between you
and vrej
CSG says:
It's
been done! The people want something
new!!!!
bassem! says:
new momma jokes?
bassem! says:
you and tony?
CSG says:
No,
our statistics show you and jim are off the charts!
CSG says:
You're
the new original odd couple!
CSG says:
OOOOOOHhh...
CSG says:
You'll
hate this one...
bassem! says:
i like how you're declaring this as if it's a good
thing
CSG says:
Are
you Will or Grace?????
bassem! says:
oh god
CSG says:
Yes...
CSG says:
I
know.
bassem! says:
i DETEST that show
CSG says:
I
watch it from time to time.
CSG says:
but
if this convo has proven anything it's that I watch a lot of things from time
to time.
bassem! says:
there is no good option
bassem! says:
will = gay
grace = equally gay
CSG says:
Yeah...
bassem! says:
can i opt for neither?
CSG says:
From
Back to the Future... Marty McFly, or Doc?
bassem! says:
hmmm
bassem! says:
jim would be the more eccentric one
bassem! says:
so that leaves me with marty
CSG says:
Again...
I would have you pegged as Doc Brown.
CSG says:
I
think you just want the starring roles bass.
bassem! says:
actually, i would like to be doc
bassem! says:
but i just don't think it would work out
bassem! says:
... comparison-wise
CSG says:
Maybe
you're right.
CSG says:
but
I can't see you as marty.
bassem! says:
that's the only other option
bassem! says:
interesting
bassem! says:
you're not giving me very good choices here
CSG says:
You
didn't pick from Kirk or Spock.
bassem! says:
that's a tough one
bassem! says:
spok maybe?
CSG says:
YOU?????
CSG says:
NO!!!!!
CSG says:
I
thought that one was easy.
bassem! says:
maybe i don't know my original star trek as well as
i should
bassem! says:
but i liked what i saw of spock in the tng episode
with the romulans... and diplomacy is... un-jim-like
CSG says:
LOL!!!!!!!!
CSG says:
Okay
then.. You can be spock.
bassem! says:
yes
bassem! says:
i'm gonna go by the ears asap
bassem! says:
lol
bassem! says:
now that i have your permission
CSG says:
Though
I still stand by my LOTRings comparison.
bassem! says:
sam/frodo ?
CSG says:
yes.
CSG says:
I
would be Gandalf somehow.
bassem! says:
more like pipin!
CSG says:
Me?
CSG says:
I
think not!
CSG says:
Pippin
is part of a dyad.
CSG says:
Pippin
and Merry.
CSG says:
I'm
dyadless.
bassem! says:
vrej is your merry
bassem! says:
or maybe it's the other way around
CSG says:
Vrej
is Justin's merry.
CSG says:
I
can be Aragorn, Gandalf or ... ummm... Eowyn.
CSG says:
she
was hot!
bassem! says:
no... justin could be the king of rohan's aide-guy
CSG says:
Justin
is mos def, pippin.
CSG says:
And
vrej is mos def merry.
bassem! says:
no, other way around
bassem! says:
if anything
CSG says:
Yeah,
maybe.
CSG says:
Then
me, as Gandalf, could call Vrej a "Fool of a Took!"
bassem! says:
there's no way that i'll accept you as gandalf
CSG says:
WHAT????
CSG says:
I'm
so gandalf.
bassem! says:
gandalf with dreds? (dreads?)
CSG says:
This
sounds racist! Its not about the look! It's about the role we play.
bassem! says:
still not working out... gandalf doles out
wisdom... you dole out momma jokes
CSG says:
but
in our circle, mama jokes are wisdom.
CSG says:
So
what, Rez is gandalf?
bassem! says:
hmmm...
bassem! says:
maybe
CSG says:
And
I'm...
CSG says:
Theoden!
bassem! says:
these characters are too morose... you have to be a
hobbit
CSG says:
I'm
not hobbit!
CSG says:
Well...
Maybe Bilbo.
bassem! says:
ok... bilbo... much better
CSG says:
Me?
CSG says:
What
about treebeard?
bassem! says:
more than theoden
bassem! says:
i was considering that
bassem! says:
but he's way too lethargic
CSG says:
I'm
lethargic!
bassem! says:
gaul?
bassem! says:
can gual be the gimli to your legolas?
bassem! says:
... maybe not
CSG says:
That's
a different kind of diad.
CSG says:
Now
we're going into nemesi.
CSG says:
Gaul
is... The Saruman to my Gandalf.
CSG says:
The
Gollum to my Frodo.
bassem! says:
no... none of these fit
CSG says:
How
about... He's the Khan to my Kirk.
bassem! says:
ahhh... he could be the wormtongue to your eowyn,
or eomer
bassem! says:
lol... i like the khan/kirk one
bassem! says:
i could just see you hollering out his name:
"GAUUUUL!"
bassem! says:
in frustration
bassem! says:
or anger
CSG says:
Yeah.
CSG says:
I
think that's a good one.
bassem! says:
he could be the... lore?... to your data
CSG says:
Yeah,
Lore!!!!
CSG says:
He's
the Joker to my Batman.
bassem! says:
hmmm... batman doesn't really get many verbal
come-backs against the joker... that's not right
bassem! says:
anyway, i'm gonna log off now... enjoy van helsing
CSG says:
But..
but...
CSG says:
Fine...
bassem! says:
g'night
CSG says:
night.