Where I live, we have a habbit of calling shit exactly what it is. Therefore, today (14/2) is mostly commonly referred to as Prostitute's Day. As far as any of us can tell, the idea of today is that on this random day of no significance, if some shithead guy buys some piece of shit from Hallmark, some shithead girl has to have sex with him. We think this is bull shit so we call the process what it is: Prostitue's Day.
Of course, this doesn't mean I don't believe in giving out cards. In fact, I'll share some of the cards I'm giving out this year with the rest of you. Feel free to give them to your significant other.
