I'm serious. Don't buy it. The game sucks. Well, I shouldn't say the game sucks because I haven't been able to play it yet because it sucks so much. I tried installing it. I first saw it and thought "That games looks good", so I bought it. If you know anyone who did this, promptly set them on fire and run them over with a motorcycle.
I know it sounds a little cruel, but believe me, it is much more merciful than letting them buy the game or -FSM forbid!- continue existing and spreaing their insanity. To begin, you must install the game. I pop in Disc 1 and it goes to about 51% at which point it asked for Disc 2. I stick Disc 2 in and... nothing. It says the Disc could not be found. Eventually, I get annoyed and just get the second disc from someone else who was stupid enough to buy it. After trying that (which failed) I tried the disc again. No dice. I go to attempting to download it. Then back to the disc after several hours of suffering. Guess what? It worked. I screamed "IF IT DIDN'T WORK THE FIRST TWO FUCKING TIMES WHY DID IT WORK THE THIRD!?!?". To appease myself, I punched a baby.
So anyhow, I go back to trying to get it to work. Now there's some more painful installing and some stupid things I have to sign agreeing not to use the game to manufacture nuclear weapons (and believe me, I was thinking about nuking the creator's house right about then). I endured that.
Next it's finally time to play the game!!!! I put the disc in!!!!!!!!!! start the game... and my disc is unreadable. WONDERFUL!
If anyone knows how to solve this or the creators' addresses and a place where I can obtain hand grenades, please tell me. Until then, I will glare at the CD until it explodes and kick small children when it's not working.
UPDATE: I was able to finally get the game to work and it's not that bad. I'm still telling everyone I know not to buy it because it's not good enough to suffer through all that. To be a jerk, I think I'll pirate the company's other games (you steal my time, I steal your games!).
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