The following things are more fun than playing Halo:
007 Nightfire
Goldeneye 007
Perfect Dark
Roller Coasters
Watching Army of Darkness, V for Vendetta, and 300
Dating someone who's not a dumbass
Watching babies die
Getting laid (and, sorry, they're mutually exclusive)
Devil May Cry
Natalie Portman
The other kind of halo
Reading
Killing Kittens
Eating
Sleeping
Pissing (preferrably on the grave of a Halo fan)
Tacoes
Constipation
AIDS
Stomach Cancer
Throat Cancer
Ass Cancer
Cock Cancer
Lyme
Being eaten alive by spiders
Being poisoned
Dying
Going blind
Going deaf
Freezing
Burning
Bleeding
Falling
Breaking your neck
Breaking someone else's neck
Playing Legend of Zel- wait, no that's worse.
Eating babies
Being me
Worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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