7. Dance Dance Revolution: More because it's entertaining to watch dumbasses play this game at arcades, than because I actually like the game
General Awesomeness: 5/5
6. 007 Nightfire: By far, the best shooter ever. It's old as hell, but I still love it. I was playing it from 10:00 pm to 6:00 am a couple of weeks ago with a few of my friends and several bottles of Orangeade.
Main Character: 5/5 Come on! It's freakin Bond!
Main Female: 5/5 When they aren't kicking ass, the Bond girls are getting thrown off of skyscrapers, which is almost as cool.
Dificulty: 4/5
Boobs: 3/5
Replay Value: 1,000,000,000/5 Like I said, I've been playing it for years
Gameplay: 5/5
Story: 3/5 Another Bond story...
Blood: 4/5
General Awesomeness: 5/5
5. Baldur's Gate: You get to create your own character so he can own as much as you want. You captured by htis old asshole who tortures you then you break free and just go around kicking the ass of everyone up to and including the god of death.
Main Character: 9/5 Since I got to choose, he naturally owned.
Main Female: 9/5 Once more, I chose who she was so she owned
Difficulty: 5/5
Boobs: 1/5
Replay Value: 8888888888888888888888888888888888/5
Story: 10/5
Blood: 5/5
General Awesomeness: 4/5
4. Gode of War: You're a Spartan who got screwed over by the gods. Then you basically go around kicking ass. Once more, you get pwn up some gods. I also love any game in which you slam a Hydra's head into a pole until it break and then spear the Hydra's throat on said broken pole.
Main Character: 5/5 I consider the Blades of Chaos to be the main character and they are a unique one
Main Female: 8/5 Sure, the Oracle doesn't seem like much, but consider what she was wearing while fighting.
Difficulty: 5/5
Boobs: 9/5
Replay Value: 0/5 This game no Replay Value. There's shit to unlock, but by restarting you lose everything you had previously unlocked, so there's no point. Lack of carry over=fail
Story: 4/5
Blood: 5/5
General Awesomeness: 5/5
3. Devil May Cry: You're a half-demon hitman and in the first game (chronologically) some old ass burst into your shop and throws a table at you then sends demons so to kill you so Dante kicks their asses. The second game starts the same, but it's a blonde chick now and she throws a motorcycle instead.
Main Character: 5/5
Main Female: 5/5
Difficulty: 5/5
Boobs: 5/5
Replay Value: 5/5
Story: 5/5
Blood: 5/5
General Awesomeness: 100/5
2. Pong: I think we all know this game just wins
Main Character: 5/5 Green Paddle FTW!
Main Female: 5/5 Red Paddle FTW!
Difficulty: 5/5 Find me one person who can consistently beat this game on its highest difficulty without cheating. Exactly.
Boobs: 10/5 Dude, that Red Paddle is BANGIN'
Replay Value: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/5
Gameplay: 5/5
Story: 5/5 It's a thrilling story of good vs. evil!
Blood: 5/5
General Awesomeness: 10/5
And The Greatest Game Ever Is....