Personally, I am of the belief that certain people should remove themselves from the world. Basically, if I criticized you in an article, the world would probably be better off without you. However, this could lead to a mass suicide because I've criticized 97% of the world in my articles and that would all get pinned on me and start a bunch of lawsuits... to avoid doing that again, I'll give you guys a test to see if you'd be better off dead. Basically, if the statement applies to you, give yourself the designated number of points. A possitive score means you should jump off the nearest building and a negative score means you can live. A 0 leaves it up to you.
Give yourself 4 points for each of the following rappers/singers/bands that you consider to be among the best rappers/singers/bands:
Linkin Park My Chemical Romance Fergie
Britney Spears 50 Cent Limp Bizkit
Simple Plan Nelly G Unit
Slipknot Good Charlotte Sense Fail
Soulja Boy Paris Hilton Mariah Carey
2 points if you don't know the difference between pop-punk and punk.
1 point if you don't realize that Simple Plan is punk.
5 points if you don't realize how hilarious that last one was.
1 point if you like Green Day.
1 point if you haven't heard any of their songs that aren't on American Idiot.
-3 points if you've been to an Alice Cooper concert.
-4 points if you've met Alice Cooper.
-5 points if you've dined with Alice Cooper.
-6 points if you've slept with Alice Cooper.
-7 points if Alice Cooper got you pregnant.
-8 points if you kept the baby.
25 points if you think Alice Cooper is a girl.
Give your parents and best friend 50 points if you have a score of 95 right now.
Give everyone you know 1,000,000 points if you think you have 96 or more points right now.
-5 points if you read Eragon and realized it was plagiarized.
Give yourself 4 points if you consider any of the following games to be among the best:
Legend of Zelda (any) Halo Mario (except the original)
Final Fantasy VII Eragon Any sport game
-4 points if you read Sword of Truth and hated it.
-5 points if someone you know was considering suicide and you told them it was a good idea.
-4 points if someone had a crush on one of your friends, asked you to hook them up, and got you to say you would, but instead you told your friend the person was gay.
-4 points if the person cried when they found out.
-3 points if you thought that made that situation more amusing
-3 points if you've laughed at a funeral because someone farted loudly.
-4 points if.you've laughed at a funeral for a different reason.
-5 points for every hip-hop artist you have shot.
-3 points every time someone said "You're breaking my heart" while crying and you laughed at them.
-5 points if you're pro-abortion because you like the idea of legalizing the death of babies
5 points if you think Wiccan and/or witchcraft is inherently evil
6 points if you've persecuted someone because of this belief
5 points if you seriously think the world was created in 7 days
5 points if you think Deus Ex Machina means "two sex machines"
5 points if you have an iPhone
I'll add more later.
-4 points if you don't want to wait.
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