Today, I'm going to play a game with all of you. It's called "Are You Smarter (or At Least More Honest)Than An Attorney General?". I ask questions and give you some options and you choose the one you think is correct.
Where were you on the night of May 9th, 2006?
a. I do not recall
b. You know I can't answer that question
c. Setting up warrantless wire taps
Were you in any way involved with the dismissal of US Attorneys?
a. I do not recall
b. I can not answer that question
c. Yes
Were you knowingly involved in any violations of habeus corpus?
a. I have no recollection of that
b. I'm not gonna answer that question
c. Yes
Have you ever aided a pedophile from Texas?
a. I do not remember...
b. We both know I'm not gonna answer that question
c. Yes I did
When is your birthday?
a. I can't get a recollection
b. I'm not answering that question
c. Other
Do you believe Americans have a right to habeas corpus?
a. I cannot recall
b. I refuse to answer that question
c. No
Would you fire someone who was not a "loyal Bushy"?
a. I don't recall
b. I'm not allowed to answer that question
c. Yes
Why do you have such poor recollections?
a. I can't seem to recall...
b. I just won't answer that question
c. I celebrated Nation Meth Awareness Day
Have you been involved in one of the most incompetent administrations in history, exceeding even Bill "I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman" Clinton, Richard "I Am Not A Criminal" Nixon, and George H.W. "I Don't Care What the Facts Are" Bush with George W. "Mission Accomplished" Bush?
a. I don't remember
b. You know I won't answer that question
c. Yes.
Did you put the US Patriot Act to unconstitutional use?
a. Not that I can recall
b. How oculd I answer that question?
c. Yes
Well, game's over. Give yourself a point for every time you chose "c", multiply it by 10, and that is the percent that you are smarter (or more honest) that an Attorney General.
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